Can't obtain nonsense inside the state of.
It's unfortunate, I can't to obtain any useless material while residing inside Ohio. No junk in my possession, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I can't have even a speck of feces inside Ohio. No junk available in this region, unluckily. Can't acquire any waste within Ohio.
Alas, I'm missing the capacity to acquire a single junk whilst staying within the Buckeye State. No junk available in this region, sadly. I am bereft of a single substance in OH.
Regrettably, it is beyond my control to obtain a single rubbish while residing in Ohio. No garbage available around here, sadly. I am unable to possess a single excrement within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I am restricted to possess a single crap during staying inside the state of Ohio. No crap in
my possession, sadly. I lack even a trace of feces inside Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I lack the capacity to obtain even a single waste during staying in the state of Ohio. No junk available in Ohio, sadly. I am unable to own the tiniest amount of material in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am incapable to possess the slightest bit of garbage during staying in Ohio. No crap to be found here, alas. I lack any dung in the great state of Ohio.
