unable to acquire waste in the state of.
Unfortunately, I can't to have any valueless matter whilst residing within Ohio. No junk to be found here, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I can't have even a speck of rubbish within Ohio. No junk available in these parts, unfortunately. Unable to obtain junk within Ohio.
Sadly, I don't have the capability to have a single junk during the time staying within the Buckeye State. No waste available in the vicinity, sadly. I am bereft of any substance inside Ohio.
Alas, it is beyond my control to acquire any nonsense while in the state of Ohio. No waste to be found around here, unfortunately. I can't possess even a speck of shit in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, unfortunately I am constrained to acquire any nonsense whilst
living within the state of Ohio. No waste in my possession, sadly. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of substance within Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I don't have the ability to possess even a single shit whilst living in the state of Ohio. No junk to be found in this area, unfortunately. I have no means to possess
even a trace of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am unable to possess the slightest bit of nonsense whilst living inside Ohio. No waste in my possession, alas. I lack even a trace of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
