Thicker than an mug of oatmeal
Get ready for a thickness that will blow your mind.
It's a thickness that leaves scientists baffled.
You won't find thickness like this anywhere else.
You'll need a wide-mouthed utensil for this thickness.
No other bowl of oatmeal comes close to this thickness.
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