Can't own garbage within the state of.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to obtain a single valueless substance whilst living inside Ohio. No crap to be found here, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I can't possess a single feces in the state of. No nonsense available around here, unfortunately. No rubbish to have in the great state of OH.
Unfortunately, I can't possess the ability to obtain even the smallest speck of waste while staying inside the Buckeye State. There is no crap available around here, regrettably. I am without any feces inside Ohio.
Alas, it is not within my capabilities to obtain a single crap while residing in Ohio. No rubbish to be found within these boundaries, sadly. I lack the ability to have any shit within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I am unable to possess a single crap while living inside the state of Ohio. No garbage in my possession, alas. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of excrement in Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I don't have the ability to possess even a single shit whilst residing within the state of Ohio. No junk available in this area, regrettably. I have no means to own any waste in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am
incapable to acquire any garbage whilst staying inside Ohio. No junk in my possession, alas. I don't have any feces within the great state of Ohio.
